Went to this club early afternoon...

Went to this club early afternoon last weekwith 2 buds to try the sports bar but found it so dead we went into the strip club which is a huge warehouse. It was pretty dead too and all the girls seemed to be Latin, mostly low end, fat or saggy. It was pretty disappointing after what we heard. We tipped a few girls at the only stage with anyone dancing and they pretty much took our dollars and walked away. Most hit up some regulars and we couldn't even score dances. They did have 2 for one drinks, but they were pretty watered down. The only guy who made out in our group had ordered beer, so I guess they couldn't mess with that. We tried to get the only white chick we saw called Houston to the friction but she just walked away and told us we couldn't afford her. She went upstairs with some guy in a suit to the VIP suites, which we couldn't afford so she was right. The other guys around us told us that everything goes upstairs, but only if you are rich and spend over $1000+++ so we didn't even try. we got a few lap dances with some of the latin girls, but we were pretty much watched the entire time and they were pretty mechanical. We will find another club next time.