Dildo races?

So I visited the men's club this past Thursday. The bar was pretty packed and upon entering and paying the $10 cover I realized it was the clubs anniversary week. Tonight feature attraction was dildo races. I got pretty excited till I found out the dildos they were racing were not the kind I envisioned. They were large inflated plastic dildos strapped to the top of RC cars. What a let down!! No Hong Kong club action in NC. I did find the Ricky Booby wonder bread car pretty funny.

After seeing the dildos zoom around the game room area I decided to focus on the girls. I tipped a couple on stage who looked great from across the room but on closer inspection left a lot to be desired. I did finally meet an Asian spinner named J....r who I decided would be a good choice for the VIP room. I was correct she gave a pretty high mileage dance for the standard price of $30. She must not have been dancing here long or she would have been inflating her price to $40 like a lot of the other good looking dancers do at this club. Overall an enjoyable night at the men's club.