Non regulars dont waste your time

This is more of me thinking out loud(or in writing) than a review. Brads brass flamingo has over 1200 reviews and there isnt really anything to add that hasnt already been said. So i will not go over the layout, prices, mileage, etc. I have been to brass flamingo a few times and and every time i am reminded of why i dont go more often. I was here for 5 hours(10pm-3am, nothing better to do) and i think i was approached by 1 dancer (that i didnt tip on stage and wasnt really interested in) and of the 6 or 7 i did tip, i only got 1 follow up(who i went to the 30 min vip for $100 with).

This club is the absolute worst i have seen with regards to the dancers sticking to regulars. in a lot of cases, im not even sure they are regulars. Just white guys in button up/dress shirts and the strippers assume they have money(and more importantly will spend it on them). To put in perspective how lame you guys are that lock down your strippers and follow them like lost puppies, there was one dancer who i thought, for the first 2 hours, was unattainable and would not leave her regular, ever. In fact it was the other way around. Dude was whipped. The first 2 times she went on stage he followed her(to the stage) and would not let her out of his sight. I tipped her $20 just for shits and giggles to see if she would leave ole boy. She did. And i went outside to the patio with her. She talked hella shit about how he was her bitch and he wouldnt leave(cuz he was whipped, lol) and he would sit there like she told him, and her stripper friend agreed! She ordered drinks, on his tab(she told me all this) and gave it to me. She claims he didnt even get the pussy.(i hope thats not true). Yet he has eyes for noone else(everytime i looked at him, he was looking at her, no matter where she was, except when we were outside on the patio).

I did eventually get a stripper away from the regulars. And it was really great. Lots of grinding and moaning and me playing with her nipples. She was really into it and didnt have a case of gps like a lot of strippers with tons of regulars(or just think their shit dont stink). Great for only $100. I dont think it was worth waiting 5 hours for though.