Why don't I live near this place?

Was in town for business and decided to try out the Penthouse Club on Eight Mile based on the reviews here. The club is located in a safe enough area and has valet parking only ($8). Cover charge was $10-$15. Walked in and there is a bar to right with girls dancing on it, a main stage with two girls and two side stages with two girls each. This was a Friday night (but early 8:30pm), even so, the place was pretty crowded. I was able to find a seat at small table to the left of the center stage near the back. Lots of girls were working (around 25). After getting my bearings, I started to try to find one I liked. Even though the dancers were quite attractive, 6-9 range, I wasn't finding a girl that did it for me. There were just so many girls that it was a little hard to zero in on one...first world problems :)

I ordered a beer ($10 w/tip) from a cute blond waitress. While waiting for the beer, a dancer with dirty blond hair asked if she could join me. I thought she was as attractive as any in the place, so I was glad to have her sit with me. I ordered her a drink (a $22 shot of some sort - that is not a typo) and we sat and had a nice conversation for about 15-20 minutes with no pressure for dances at all. She said she only danced occasionally and her attitude (and lack of hustle) made me believe it. When it came to dance negotiations, she simply asked me what I wanted from a fairly open menu. We made a plan and agreed on a price, and went to the VIP room. We took an elevator to the second level and I gave the VIP room dude a $10 as she suggested (still not sure if that was necessary). Curtains were closed, and she executed our plan to perfection. I walked out of the VIP room very happy, and paid exactly what we had agreed on.

After a trip to the bathroom, I was ready for another go. I spotted a brunette with smaller breasts (my typical type) and tipped her while she was dancing on a side stage. She said she would stop over to my table after her set. We had a nice conversation, another way too expensive drink, capped off by an awesome, pre-negotiated trip to the VIP. My only issue with her was that she didn't want to get completely nude because she said her outfit was too complicated to change in and out of. I am sure more money could have solved that issue as well, but I had already spent a lot by that time.