Cockatoo
110 E 3rd St Yankton, SD 57078

Fat and obnoxious waitresses and dancers

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Sauron1975
Oct 28, 2017, 3:52 PM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

Stopped in to have a couple of drinks was checking gameday scores on my phone when a very fat and unattractive dancer started yelling at me for looking at my phone. I showed her what I was looking at and let her look through my photos to prove I wasn't taking pictures (up until that point there had been two dancers who weighed over 200 pounds and a girl who was a 6 at best on stage). Then ten minutes later a waitress who's probably pushing 260 comes over to start in on me as well, I finally said fuck this place and left it's not like I want to spend my money on women who look like what they were offering anyways (let alone take pictures of them).

I have been here many times and never been treated so rudely (nor seen so many heavyweight cruisers with attitude at one time either) and spend a lot of money when I am in the club, I have dated a few dancers and slept with others (from this club and others) and I know not to take pictures and never imagined doing so, I always had my phone pointed down to the floor except for a brief moment when it lost signal. I will not be returning to this dive bar any time soon, there are plenty of other options around that don't require putting up with women that no man wants to see naked giving me attitude. Here's a hint for the fatties at the cockatoo, your body is your business and your business is failing.

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