"Two drink minimum does not mean you only have to buy two drinks"

I went to Cheetahs to check it out and maybe get a dance or two. As I walked in, there was a cute white girl on stage but since I just got there I didn't leave anything for her. I ordered a drink and spoke with all of the girls but most of them were obese or unattractive. I wanted to meet the cute white girl that was on stage when I had walked in but later found out that she had left for the day.

I ordered a second drink.

The one attractive girl in the club was occupied by an old dude in shorts. He would get a dance from her and then wait a song, then get another dance, and so on. Damn good game he was playing as he kept her locked up for the entire time I was there.