Mr. Happy's Cafe
103 Homer St Waterbury, CT 06704

Not worth a trip

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yeti10
Oct 18, 2017, 4:49 PM
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Visited: Monday Evening

I went there on a Monday afternoon around 6 PM after bailing out of Hollywood. I stayed until about 10PM, so I got to see both shifts. As far as girls go, one girl was text book pretty; tall and thin, and somewhat curvy. She was also heavily tattooed. She wasn't my type as I prefer thick Latin girls and hate tattoos. She was nice to talk to and no matter what my tastes she was pretty. She told me she just got divorced and that dancing was a temporary thing for her because she didn't want to struggle supporting her daughter. I'm not sure if she made that up but you might not see her if you go there.

There were a couple girls there that were average, one that was butt ass ugly, and there was one that I swear use to be a man and smelled like a Sasquatch. I'm pretty sure all the girls working that night were baked. These girls were pretty clumsy and definitely didn't have the coordination to do much on the pole. The girls seemed pretty disorganized, the girl I was talking to kept excusing herself then coming back about a half hour later. So I spent alot of time by myself waiting to get a dance. Business was slow, with a couple guys breezing through. I don't think there was more then 3 customers at any given time in the night. Dances are $25 and given in a fairly open area on a raised bench in a corner of the club. Dances were pretty tame, but I didn’t expect much given the way the lap dance area looked.

A girl told me it was ok to put my hands on her as long as the bouncer wasn't looking. I didn't do a vip but I'm told there is a camera in there and saw someone's vip interrupted by the bouncer. This places seems to be in a sketchy area as well. That night a guy who looked like a bounty hunter come in looking for one of the girls and the place had a sketchy vibe. The outside of this place looks like shit, but the inside looks new and well taken care of. They spent alot of money on Halloween decorations. I would probably never make a trip just to come here, but it was an OK bail out club since Hollywood had no talent that night and Centerfolds was closed since it was Monday.

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