Came for the scenery, stayed for the food

A recent business trip did not afford me the time and opportunity to hit a strip club. When I returned, I had some per diem burning a hole in my pocket and the urge to see some half-naked women. I had seen and heard of these Hustler clubs but hadn't been to one, even though I grew up in the '70s as a teenager having shot quite a few loads while thumbing through the pages of Hustler magazines.

This place was on my way home from the airport, so I check it out. It's in Lincoln Park, which borders Detroit, but in a safe area. Building looks nice and new from the outside. I hadn't done any pre-scouting on TUSCL, since this was spur of the moment. I was a little hesitant because it seemed expensive and too upscale for my tastes.

There was a $10 cover. Nice and clean inside. Seemed to be three levels. I grabbed a seat at the bar on the main level and ordered a beer for, I think $6 if I remember correctly. Friendly bartender told me about the specials, 50 cent wings and $5 chicken wrap. Sounded good, so I started with 10 wings. The Monday Night Football game was on and I was just relaxing, drinking some cold ones, having wings, watching the game and looking at boobs.