I was in Ft Lauderdale for...

I was in Ft Lauderdale for a convention and remembered previous ratings on here for Tootsies so grabbed four friends and made our way to the new club. We were impressed initially by the great parking, entrance etc and the large area. We quickly saw the downstairs VIP seating area and settled in because frankly they were the only comfortable seats in sight and we aren't to type to sit at the rail in hard chairs. We got there mid-afternoon and saw about 20 dancers names on the electronic boards, so you could tell who was there. Had we been regulars we each felt that was a nice touch, as you could quickly see if your favorite was there and where they were in the dance rotation. We were even more impressed when a stunner (Houston) came over in a long black gown and sat to talk with us and quickly rounded up three more nice looking girls to sit with us. This impressed us at first as we thought that it spoke well of the club. Little did we know how we were being hustled. Houston got the other girls to give nude table dances, did some herself and the girls spread wide right there, played with each other and did everything they could to get us horney. We were in heaven, bought a lot of drinks and chatted with all the girls during the table dances. Houston organized this and told us the dances were $15 to $20 each nude and we bought about 10 or so, when we found out later nude table dances were only supposed to be $10. She told us..."I got you the best looking girls, show your appreciation". Well, we looked around and had to admit all the best lookers were with us so ... but we should have spotted trouble when we were being overcharged and again when she kept insisting we give big tips to the waitresses too, like she was the floor manager or something. (We can see why this group would stick with her).

Probably if we stopped there the club would have got a good rating. The problems started with the friction dances. We took each of the girls in the closest friction area, with door guy protecting the girls and watching over us and I got 4 songs with Houston for $25 each, for which I got to touch breasts but nothing else. Again, probably ok except on comparing notes the guys had seen more touching with the other girls than our group. You couldn't talk in the friction area as the door guy counts every song and the girls are all business and we thought unfriendly after all the promise in the table dances. I asked if I could do "more" if we went in again and Houston said, "sure - for 6 or more songs"... so off we went. This time she had her g-string to side while grinding, stroked me through my pants and let me brush her kitty.. but no insertion. She kept changing positions so fast while grinding I felt that I was with a machine, but she is cute and I was getting hot... by last song I wanted more and asked if she could play with me and the hustling got worse. She said, "Sure... we can play upstairs and room is $500 for first hour plus $600 for me". I about puked... and said no. She then said we could try the downstairs champagne room for $300. Well the economics appealed to me and off we went.

The rooms on the first floor are behind a glass door and then have slightly more private cubicals, but only the last two don't have anyone walking by. We got one of the ones in the back and the waitress came by and asked for champagne or wine. The $300 gets you rot gut champagne costing $5-6 in stores or Arbor Mist wine.. what a rip. Anything decent was $50-200 more and of course Houston insisted on "better stuff" so the cost jumped to $375. My blue balls just wanted relief and I would have said yes to anything. Our champagne arrived and then Houston insisted I tip the waitress then and there, telling me that they didn't get anything of the $375. I was pretty pissed, since I had assumed the $300 was inclusive. WRONG... i tried to tip $25 and she told me not to be cheap, that $50 was "expected" for "good service" hint hint. Again, I wanted to be alone with the girl so I ponied up. The waitress opened the bottle, poured and left and Houston took off her gown and sat in a g-string sipping champagne and prepared to talk the entire time. After about 15 min of my 30 was up, I said, when do we start? she got up and started dancing.. and then started the friction again, but nothing else. I asked about my "fun" and she said, Oh... I only get $150 of what you paid (and I'm thinking - BS- as I assume she got a share of the higher priced bottle) and "if you want more you have to tip me. I asked how much? She told me $200 for a hand release and that she normally got more, but she "liked me". I was really pissed at that point, but she wouldn't negotiate. I had to pay her $200 up front so I was into $625 plus the $250 I had already spent on LD in the friction area and over $100 for table dances. Finally I was allowed to play with her kitty, she took me into her hand... and our time ran out. She smiled and said we could stay longer so she could finish me and would give me a break of only a $100 tip for next 30 min. Since I had finally gotten her to play with me, I asked about oral or FS and was told simply, "not downstairs, only upstairs since the rooms are private and the other girls won't see us play". Again I asked the rates and now knowing that there was scamming going on was told basically $500 for room for Hour, $600 for joint play, $800 for safe oral with condom and $1000 tip for FS, with lower tips per hr if I "stayed" adn with the room cost dropping by something like $100 for next 2 hrs. This was like a cold shower and I said no and walked out. On the way, I saw one of my friends getting a HJ from one of the other girls and one licking his girls privates. All said later they went through a similar hustle and paid almost double what they were quoted, although a lot less than me.

The other problem is that we heard the cuban girls were doing this for half of the price, but we just weren't into the 3-5 types walking around. We sat back in the VIP area and the hustling continued. She gave me her phone number and suggested the entire group could party later for $500 per girl per hour, if I would assure her of $1000. I knew the other guys would never go for that, but didn't tell her. She also suggested I call if in town and she could arrange for OTC for group, with her getting $2000 and the others $1500 for four hour dinner and fun. Yeah, in our next life.

The club has no intimacy, the girls are hustlers and we won't be back. WE would have rated it lower, but there was obvously some fun stuff going on with the 3-5's and you might find an honest girl, however unlikely. There are lots better clubs. Also, having now read the other reviews for this club, I wish we had checked again before coming. We would have been warned. You should espcially avoid Houston, unless as I have now read, you are prepared to spend about $4000 for your afternoon of fun. Not us... She was rubbing her nose pretty good all the time so I suspect i know where her money goes. By the way, we went up to the Cheetah 3 in WPB the next afteroon and loved it so much we stayed till 1AM. it is further to go, but was well worth it in all respects, better looking girls, intimate atmoshere, heavy partying, etc.