Fairly weak offerings for a strip club

I've lived in Baton Rouge for over a decade, and its been that long since I've been to Dancers. Honestly, I should have stayed away. Despite it being in the hood, its actually a nice place to relax, play pool and chill. Its kinda spacious and relatively clean, but this isn't just a bar- its a strip club. So, let's get to the point.

The majority of the dancers ARE NOT HOT at all! Now, this could have been an off night, but it was a Friday so this shouldn't have been the case. I counted 9 women, and of those nine only 2 were sexy. Mind you, none had unattractive faces.. But, you go to a strip club to enjoy the female form, correct?? Well, only one of these ladies was a great combo of looks and form -- only one!

The others either had no sexy shapes, pronounced guts, bad C-section scars, no asses (now, that's a sin for a predominantly Black strip club! And I'm Black!) Or, they just went waaay too far with the butt injections! One beautiful faced dancer's butt was so deformed from shots, it looked like she had a tumor growing in one part of a cheek. Another one's butt was so over-done that it looked like her back had a shelf! Not appealing at all!