They'll hire anybody to dance at this club.

Since the beginning of the year I have been a weekly regular at Pandora's & Rick's in Lake City which is always a good time, but I was chilling in downtown with a friend last Friday and I had always heard good things about Kittens. So we decide to go around 10pm. After paying the cover I was told by the front desk guy that hats were not allowed which was bullshit because I could see that their were over a handful of guys sitting with their hats on. I thought it was a weapons precaution but they don't even pat you down so I don't know what the fuck that rule is about. We sat down & got my drink and put my hat back on and was not asked about it for the rest of the night.

The club was packed & I liked how open the space was. So we sit down & I get my drink & the first thing I noticed was how many girls were working. Was about 20-25 girls working the most I'd ever seen in comparison to Lake City's clubs which usually have about 10-15. But I'll be the first to say that out of the 20+ girls working that night I found maybe 4-5 that were attractive but definitely no 9 or 10's. This was the 1st time I had seen some BIG girls I'm talking HUGE females dancing. I don't know how or why management would allow that to go down maybe they fulfill some fetishes for some guys but for me and most of the other people at the club at the time watching them work the stage was cringe worthy and most people not even looking at the stage.

I always do 4 dances for $100 anything more than that is a ripoff just so I can feel you out and notice if its getting better if not I'll cut you short. After turning down a few girls I finally got a few dances from one cute girl but was not impressed so what was originally a 4 song agreement turned into 2. I decided to try another girl there she was from Europe and super sexy and had only been living in Seattle for a few months. Another 4 song arrangement that was cut short to 2 because she was pretty stale and I had noticed that this was a routine because same grind sequence from 1st song she was doing in the 2nd song. Later, their was this girl who looked and acted like a straight freak. Talented on the pole and seemed aggressive I threw money on stage and after we went to the back. Needless to say her stage performance did not match her lap dance skills. During the 1st song I tried to rub her pussy and she CUT ME OFF after that lol. I like to do some minor shit like rub pussy, pull hair, light choke and she wasn't having it. So much for the freak shit lol.