I was going to do a punny title...

..but I hate puns.

First things first, I can't believe the hustle at this place. I don't know what happened, I came here last year and didn't have this experience, but man the girls were trying so so hard. The amount of dance requests and not taking no for an answer (and believe me, I wasn't being a dick about it) was staggering. There was a small blond Cuban girl who literally kept asking me for a dance even though I told her I was out of spending money. She insisted I wasn't. A lot. Another girl stopped me as I was walking to chat me up and she asked for a dance about 2 sentences in. When I said, "no thanks", she asked me for $5 for her time. What? Really?

Anyways.