needs higher quality dancers

Tried out Dreamer Girls around 12:30 on a Wednesday. The construction makes this place hard to get to, and it's not easy to see from the road. The only sign was on a side door. Not a bad place on the inside. About as run down as you would expect in this neighborhood, but it was clean. Lighting was good and the music wasn't too loud. I didn't venture into the restrooms. Bottled water set me back $2. Blonde bartender was friendly and attentive, and was better looking than any of the dancers, though past her prime. Club serves alcohol, so it's non-nude.

There was a pool table, though I can't imagine anyone hanging out here long enough to play. Some minor hustling for dancer drinks, which I politely declined. There were two or three customers total, and the inside was uncomfortably warm - they even had the door propped open.

There were 5 dancers working when I arrived. The first to approach was a blocky but cute brunette. She was friendly, and definitely the youngest person there at about 25. She was about a 6. Other dancers were: a short AA with crooked teeth (5), a blonde that had to be pushing 60 years old (3), a straight-up hideous AA, probably late 40's (1), and a heavy set white girl (mid 30's) with very large breasts (4) that reeked of alcohol. I opted for the heavy girl because at least she had nice boobs and I figured I could get away with more on a homely girl. Two dances at the bar with good stick shifting, though her grind was a little lazy. I went ahead and did a private dance ($20 per song, tips appreciated) and I got the feeling that pretty much everything is on the menu. I tipped $55 total and left relaxed after the one private song. She seemed surprised and grateful for the $55. Crooked teeth girl shot me a nasty look as I was leaving.