COI clubs are basically brothels

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On my second night of COI clubbing I decided to hit Paradise Showgirls. After a relatively good time at Synn I was convinced to try the sister club based on reviews here and the type of women they said I would find. If you know me by now I'm all about big asses and big tits, real or fake doesn't matter. After getting a brief patdown and paying the $20 cover charge I entered the place full of excitement and anticipation. The place was pretty packed with guys. I'd say it was 2:1 guys to dancers ratio. Not what I'm used to from my days of Vegas clubbing and the ratio being the opposite. Place also looked pretty small at first glance. There is the stage smack dab in the middle and seating all around it. There were chairs on all four sides of the stage that you could come sit in if you wanted to tip. Slightly elevated bench seating along two side walls, chairs on the other. You enter along the left side of the main room. Lapdance section is to the far right as you enter. This section can't be seen from the floor and the booths allow enough privacy from others getting lap dances.

So I grab a seat and I get approached by an absolutely busty and curvy chick named Crystal. Although I just got in I can't say no as she was absolutely my type. I go for the 3 for $40 lapdance and liked what I got. Your standard high mileage dance, great grinding, grab whatever you want, suck on boobs, FIV. Of course throughout the 3 dances she's trying to get me to do a VIP. Explaining in explicit detail every way she'd make me cum. Since I'm a bit of a weirdo with a fetish for outercourse (assjobs and titjobs) I ask how much she'd charge me for that. $150, sounded cool to me. But I tell her I'd like to sample some other chicas first. So I go back out to the floor.