A fun time for a shit lot of money

Tips: For any of the big strip club in Vegas, you should call the club for a limo pick up because you will get FREE transport and entry per head. Don't be dumb. I saw a lot of dummies pay around $80/head the weekend I went because there was a big sporting event that weekend. Regardless, regulars nights are around $50 per without the limo pickup. Remember to tip the driver at least $20 for the ride. You might want to tip guy who walks you to your table too, if you get a table.

Should you get a table for bottle service? Yes. Assuming you have at least 4 people in your party, it'll be convenient and comfortable to have a set table and bottle service. It just makes sense. (Does it make sense to get a bottle by yourself? No. Did the manager at Rhino talk me into doing so anyway once? No comment.) Drinks at the bar are in the $15-20 range, so getting a bottle with side drinks like club soda, coke, or juice among several guys makes sense. This is Vegas not the real world, you are probably there with a few guys for a few hours celebrating something, so you might as well set up camp at your own table. It will also make it easier for the girls to find your money, I mean, you. Cost for one bottle, which includes tax and mandatory tip: approximately $600. Divided by 4 guys is $150 each. In the real world, that might sound like a lot per guy, but that's average for Vegas, so follow my advice and get the table. If you followed my first tip, you would have saved $50-80 on admission anyway, so use that savings for the table.

You should not open a table with your credit card unless you are a big executive, don't mind giving the waitress your AMEX black, expect to blow a shit lot of money, and expect an outrageous bill, but think you'll have a great time and an embarrassingly funny story for the ages. Am I describing myself? I wish I was that guy. The next best thing to being that guy is having that guy for your friend. That guy dumped so much money for so much fun that he got sick and flew home the following day, Saturday. He ran up so much money that when we went back for night 2, the server and a few strippers gleefully came to us and asked where was our friend. Picture their disappointed faces when they heard the rainman left town.