Bizzarre but ultimately entertaining

I arrived at midnight. This club is in a rural area and not easy to find. It is hidden behind shipping containers and storage buildings. I drove by it the first pass I made and finally caught sight of neon behind the buildings. The parking lot is unpaved and the outside of the club is dilapidated, it has a front porch with two old chairs sitting on a pallet. There is a hand printed sign by the front door warning patrons not to wear club colors. As I entered I had to sign in and pay a $5 cover. Upon entering you are in a large open room with a bar on the left side and several couches against the walls. On the couches sleeping were the bartender and the strippers.

The door man yelled in the general direction of one of the sleeping forms that they had a customer and she needed to get up. I was obviously the only customer. The bar was unattended and covered in plastic cups filled with unknown liquid and extinguished cigarettes, I decided to forgo the drink. The general decor of the place seemed to be "We don't give a shit". As was stated in a previous review the antique wheeled chairs still surround the stage. I was tempted to just walk out but the stripper was awake and heading to the stage so I sat down to see what would happen.

There were only 2 strippers on duty. The first up was Ivy. She was thick but not fat, she was attractive in a "trailer park girl" kind of way. Not the best dancer, but was good at displaying her goods, B cup breast and a shaved Kitty. The other dancer for the evening was Sapphire, she was a little thicker, C cups and shaved kitty on display, a lot of freckles. Moved like she was still asleep on her couch. Not a lot of choice here but I was here to review this club so I got a private with Ivy. They are $100 per 15 min and are in a back room with a closed door. I believe this is where the girls make their money as I enjoyed my time with Ivy and left satisfied.