ROB by Aloha/Lydia

This place is huge even by Las Vegas standards. There were plenty of women, mostly spinner variety, and not a lot of silicone. Maybe it's me, but are strippers looking even more trashy? Las Vegas strippers as a whole have been on the decline in recent years, see my last review at Cheetah's. These were probably the hottest girls on my trip (the place in North Las Vegas is close), but I only got one dance because of mainly two things: 1) there was an ass-load of people there and girls were barely talking to anyone (don't ask me why); and 2) I did the three song dance with Aloha/Lydia and totally got shafted.

Lydia is her real name, she tells me. Her stage name is Aloha because she's from Hawaii. She's blond with tan skin, like half-puerto rican, somewhat big boot, big boobs, and except for that, average/thin build. When she first approached me, she was promising all sorts of action, hinting slightly that extras were available. I told her that we'll try the special and if I like what I see, we'll do more. She kept trying to upsell me all the way through the time we found the lady to clock her time. It was off-putting, but not the worst treatment. It was hard sell, too. By the time the dance started, she barely did anything. She was ok with roaming hands, I didn't try the kitty. When I tried to suck on her boobs, she told me the dance was over. It was like maybe a 3 minute dance, I'm not even kidding. I was like there's no way that was three songs, that was like one. She said she did her song count based on positions. She told me to hurry up because the clock started when I paid.

After the dance, the only other dancer that talked to me was some tranny looking black girl, like 45 years old. I wasn't into it and I was still feeling hot at poker (wound up spending a ton of money at craps, finally catching a ridiculous hot shooter (not me), so I left. Ended up winning 5x my budget for the entire trip (stripper, gambling, food and drink, hotel and air included). The shooter won like at least 10x what i did, then again, I think he started with $2500 and I started with about $200.