Pick Your Poison

I think a lot of people only know the new Inner Room. The place where declining dancer income due a thuggish customer base can lead to desperation, and your dreams of fucking a busted looking whore in full view of everyone on the lap dance benches for $10 a song can come to fruition. Seriously though it isn't as simple as some guys want eye candy, others want mileage. Most of us want both at the lowest possible price point. When x, y, and z intersect in the right way you get a truly great strip club (think Follies in Atlanta).

Inner Room was too inconsistent even at its peak to be equivalent to Follies, but you get the idea. The trouble is you have to go back to the previous decade to find this Inner Room, so many of you have never even experienced it. If all you want is to finger a mature broad in the club with a 20 plus year dancing career, then you don't need for dancer quality at the Inner Room to improve. But many of us don't consider the current pack of mediocre bitches to be worth our time and certainly not our money. All jokes aside this is just a neighborhood bar for me, and it always was that, but for a few good years it rose above that level.

There appears to be some positive changes so if the new owner plays his cards right maybe, just maybe, this will return to one of the best clubs in the country if he doesn't fuck it up by raising prices. My expectations are low as they should be, but in the meantime I will enjoy hanging out.