I hit the Brass Rail near...

I hit the Brass Rail near closing time on a Wednesday night. Lots of guys there (some couples) and the crowd was pretty lively (but I didn't go for a good crowd, right?). Three stages, dancers walk around with a tray until they get on stage (what's that all about?). Confused the hell out of me as to who was a dancer vs. waitress. The place is kind of a dive, but in a tolerable way.

Anyway, dancers were very good looking, but it's a bikini bar and the area is *soooo* conservative in general that you can forget about having a private dance with *any* kind of contact.

I almost laughed out loud when a dancer quickly flashed her nipple (wooo -- how naughty!) and all the guys at the table went nuts -- guess I'm getting a bit jaded.