The Check-Up

I left my old faithful, The Body, for better looking girls because my CF wasnt in. So, I take the trek over to The Mint and definitely more girls of my taste but theres never that level of privacy I need to enjoy myself. The strippers I was attracted to were preoccupied dancing for other gents, spotted some regulars from The Body over there, and I spotted a former dancer of The Body. I called over because I remembered from years ago when she gave a dance to my sons mom. Her body still looked prime but face definitely aged. Got a couple dances but asked me for a drink and I said no.

Dudes stop buying these hoes drinks. Have a backbone, they make enough to buy their own.

So, after two songs I tapped and told her Im good. She gives me SS about being appalled that shes only worth $10. I told her I can't get the type of dance I want, high-mileage with dick out, out here.