Early evening disappointment

I was on a road trip heading back to Milwaukee after the 4th of July vacation and knew I would end up Oshkosh around 6pm, so I looked up the nearest spot. This trip was kind of on the fly so I was unable to look up any previous reviews. Hours said they opened at 5 and their website looked serious enough that I figured there would at least be something going on.

When I came in, there were a few guys seated at the bar with girls next to them, but no dancing going on. That's fine, it's hit or miss anywhere that early in the evening. The girl tending bar was a super cute, petite brown skinned girl with awesome tits showed off by lingerie. Just sitting and watching her was probably the highlight of the trip, though it took way too long for her to come over and ask what I wanted. The pros of this time of day are no cover and 2 for 1 domestic bottles. A PBR bottle was $5.

After awhile a dancer came up and made small talk, didn't take her too long to ask if I wanted a dance.At this point, I knew I would want to get on the road before too long and, since no one was on stage, I figured this was my only chance for entertainment. She was a tall brunette with some great tits. The dance cost a typical $25 (they are 2 for something or 3 for $60). Unfortunately, it was almost a complete air dance. Not much more than her thighs occasionally grazing mine and a quick touch of her tits on my face. She had great fake boobs, but I was incredibly disappointed as I don't think I've ever had so little contact in a lapdance. I'm not sure what the deal is. Maybe they hold back a lot on the first to entice you to spend more for more songs. Maybe their dancers just give crappy private dances. Either way, it's BS and not a place I would be willing to spend another dollar. Why would I pay for another song and risk it being just as contact-free as the first?