Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625

Not what it used to be

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AJ1zzle1
Jul 3, 2017, 5:24 PM
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Visited: Sunday After Midnight

The Admiral is a nice, clean venue with friendly, helpful security (they've actually gotten an award in the past for helping to keep the neighborhood clean so not surprising). Great mix of music including rock, rap, and pop. The DJ was pretty good and didn't talk too much which was cool. Lighting on the stage helps make for a sensual presentation while the girls are on stage doing their thing.

The dancers is where I was really disappointed. I've been coming here off and on for the last few years and usually have had a great time. However, this time and probably the last few times I've been here for the last few months, the hotness of the dancers has really dropped off. There has been a lot of turnover. The new girls are very disappointing in that most of the girls I work with at my office job are more attractive than most of the current dancers at the Admiral. I know there was a recent change in management and that might be part of the problem as the new dancers don't seem to be as fun on stage as some of the previous girls. There were enough girls, probably about 25 and they were pretty diverse ranging from white to African-American and Latina. No Asians sadly though.

As far as value, $10 is a good price for a nude table dance, however it's an all-air dance, definitely no touching allowed. The private dances can be much more interactive depending on the girl; $75 for 3 songs, $225 for 30 min, and $300 for 60 min. Mileage will vary based on the girl. I recommend asking upfront what the rules are before getting a private dance. Hate having to pay $6 for a soft drink since no alcohol is allowed, especially after paying the $25 cover charge.

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