Rachel's Orlando
8701 S Orange Ave Orlando, FL 32824

Better than sea world or disneyland?

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Supremeruler
Jun 25, 2017, 8:46 PM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

In orlando for work so decided to toftt and fulfill my pl duty instead of going to disneyland or sea world and hit up rachels. $10 cover. Theres a valet sign out front but ubered so not sure. Maybe 7 or 8 customers and at least as many dancers. Not sure about the dancers. I was confused but i think there was as many waitresses or some dancers were dressed as waitresses. I was able to easily identify the dancers by the gowns but there were a lot of bitches dressed like waitresses.

Anyway the good stuff. Actually there is no good stuff when we're talking about orlando strip clubs. The only "good stuff" was the dancers. Plenty of variety. I know not everbody likes women with meat on the bones but there were a few in attendance. Majority were thin. No fuglies. Mileage is non existent. Only one dancer approached me in maybe an hour in which I sat at the bar the entire time. I did my due dillegence and went for the dance. $20. 99% air. I couldn't resist because she had a great figure(thick) which lets face it, there's no contact so the only reason to go for the dances is if shes your "type". And even then...

Anyway beer is overpriced at 7 or $8 but would do again since I ultimately got what I wanted. I sat at the bar watching all the bitches as they walked past and none bothered with me so I didn't have to bother saying NO to airdances(except the one). At least the hoes look good.

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