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I was in the area after conducting business and I decided to stop by Penthouse since I used to work there 7-8 years ago when it first opened. One thing that I wasn't a fan of is that they no longer own the parking lot and the parking lot only had 4 cars, so that tells me that business is slow. The VIP attendant wanted 8 bucks, so I decided to park my car down the street behind the cones to avoid the valet cover. I also have a manual transmission and I've seen valets who weren't able to drive a stick shift, so I'm glad that I parked on the street.

I had a card for free admission so that also saved me some money after I was informed that the cover charge is usually 10 dollars after 10pm on a weeknight. That's extremely expensive in my eyes and it doesn't entice individuals to make many return trips. I then chopped it up with a couple of bouncers and reminiscing on how things have changed with that club. There were only 5 dancers... three white girls, a latina, and a black chick. The black chick was pretty attractive and had a curvaceous body, but she stayed with the equally curvaceous latina and then went up to some young white patron. I ordered a couple of waters (at 6 dollars a pop... talk about extortion!) and then was approached by a redhead who had NASATALL (slang for no ass at all) and s no titties to boot. Although she had the body of prepubescent boy, she was an above average conversationalist and she didn't have a hustle to me at all. I let her go after 15 minutes so she could make whatever limited rounds that she could.

The next girl who kept eyeing me up was another white girl, but she had backfield in motion. She motioned for me to come over, we conversed, she asked for a drink after 20-30 minutes, then I refused. She then proceeded to give me her number and made me call her number right out in the open (I didn't ask for it as she propositioned me since I "allegedly" fit her type I suppose.