Christies Cabaret
1675 W Baseline Rd Tempe, AZ 85283

Meh

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mark94
May 10, 2017, 3:54 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Lunchtime on Tuesday. The cover was $7, which includes a "free" lunch ( cheeseburger, etc). I'd already eaten, so no lunch for me.

There were about 5 customers at the bar eating. As soon as they finished eating, they left. I suspect they were there for the $7 lunch, ignoring the near-naked women. Another 5 customers were spread throughout the club, either getting dances or thinking about it.

All the dancers were 6s or 7s. They did 2 song sets on the main stage. With only 5 customers, all of them sitting far away from the stage, the dances were, understandably, uninspired. None of them were worthy of a lapdance for me.

They don't have draft beer, but had two bottles of beer for $6. Very reasonable.

The club is gorgeous, the food and beer is good value, but everything else was low energy and disappointing. I can't imagine why the dancers stay. It's got to be depressing for them.

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