Lamplighter II
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187 SW Cutoff Worcester, MA 01604

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Joey4Fun
May 10, 2017, 11:29 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

I stop by the Lamp every now and then, usually on my way to Centerfolds. I have gotten lucky there from time to time so it is worth stopping on every now and then. I go in weekday afternoons and there are never more than 3 or 4 girls working. Aside from one, none of them rate any higher than a 6 or 7 in my book and most are more in the 5 - 6 category. I have a little routine now where I walk in the front door and take a slow stroll to the mens room. The bar is small enough where this gives me a decent idea if there are any hot chicks worth chasing. If nobody catches my attention I simply use the restroom, take one more quick scan and head out the back door and off to Centerfolds where I always find something I like.

On this day I noticed there were 4 girls in sight. Two of them were attractive and the other 2 were not terrible so I hit the bar for a $5 beer. I noticed the one super hot chick that works here, Gem, was at the bar and looked to be using a coloring book. Gem is a thin little brunette with a very pretty face, long legs, a tight little ass and pretty nice and big man made tits. I have had very little luck getting this girls attention in the past so I was reluctant to approach but I knew that SHE wouldn't approach ME so I stood next to her as I ordered. Surprisingly we struck up a conversation about her coloring and she seemed to he in a friendly mood. I stood there and we talked as she colored (as I type this I realize just how fucking wierd it sounds!) and although I already knew her name I wanted to push the talk away from coloring books and more towards adult stuff so I introduced myself and asked her name. This is when Gem's crazy kicked in.

She suddenly looked me in the eyes as if she would just as easily slit my throat and said "don't act like you care!" And that was it. She now acted like I was not even there. I didn't bother to try and fix the situation because you can't fix crazy. At this point I took my drink and headed to a table where I could get a better lay of the land. I noticed a little blonde standing at the bar working away at her phone. At some point she looked up, we made eye contact and traded smiles. I thought for sure that this would bring her over but she went back to her phone. Well, the other few girls were all talking to regulars so the only 2 options at this point were Gem...clearly NOT an option...and this little blonde.

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