ROB JACYLN at Cheetah's

The first time I was here, I thought this was the best thing since sliced bread, since the hey day of San Fran, and why Vegas is Vegas. In the ensuing times I have been here, it has been fading image of that first time, until now, I had to deal with the ROB Jaclyn. She is pretty, young looking for a 33 year old, huge rack, probably GGG cup, DD would be a conservative guess (she said she was wearing her boobs up which made them look fake). She is of Irish and Italian descent, with straight brown hair, next door looks. Things started so, so well. It started with great conversation, she told me of her black jack counting system (Zen, which I find too difficult), her fondness of free bet blackjack, and other things I found in common with her. It all sounded very sincere. She was telling me that Monday may be her last day at Cheetah's because of its decline (more of that below). I was truly having a great time with her and she said that she only does VIP and she always gets 100% tip (100% of the room fee). Soon we started drinking, a lot. We clicked so well, that I figure, I would try her ridiculous rate, for 15min. We agreed to $150 for the room/$300 total for 15 mins. After all the drinking, I had about $500 cash on me left. I tipped the hostess $20 and we somehow got free drinks (hostess never charged me), the doorman never asked for a tip. However, I needed at least $300 for the buy-in at the poker game at 8am, so I needed my cash. I bought the balance in Cheetah dollars or whatever their house money is called. It took like 5 mins because of the fraud alert, and then starts the complaining of how this is taking too long and that cash would be so much better, and that 15 mins is not as good as 30. When we got there, the show grinded to a halt and the massive upselling began. She told me that all that she had promised me for the 15 mins would be included for 15 more mins, if I just paid $100 to the house and $100 to her. She told me that she liked me so much that she never gives that deal to anyone. I was like, that's a little too expensive right now, but I'm here all week, we can talk subsequent prices later. Then she told me that my 15 mins were almost up (there was maybe like 3 mins of dancing at this point), i told her that we barely had started. She told me that I had to tip the bouncer and the door guy, none of who looked who cared or even kept track. I said no way, and she said the dance was ending and so was my time to take the deal, and I got up and started to leave. Then she said, what about the bouncer, what about the door man (who at this point were no where near the VIP), and I said, not my problem and I walked out easily and unabated. This was such a shame, she was so hot and we clicked so well.

I actually went to this place a second time. There seemed to be more girls the second time (Wednesday). There were 3 old asian women who were massively hitting on me. I was like, WTF? 20 years ago, they would've been stunners. I'm sure they're 8-9 on the AARP scale. There were was like maybe 3 stage dances that night and the first night. I ended up getting a dance with Luna, like 5 dances for $100. She is Latina with a hard-ish body, natural, firm rack, long wavy hair. Hands were complete free to roam, though I did most of the roaming. Also, some good LFK and her licking various parts of me. Afterwards, she gave me a free song to tip the bouncer, any amount. I gave him $5, when I meant to give him $10, and he didnt even look at it.

I don't know what happened to this place. I was told by some guy at the tables that this is where Showgirls was filmed. After that, it went down hill, slowly, but surely. There was a hot red head, that looked like bolt ons (at that point, anything like that was looking good), and she didn't dance with anyone. I drove myself both times and was told, both times, "free entry, just buy 2 drinks" and no one checked.