I was in this club on...

I was in this club on the second Saturday night after it opened, and I have to say that the energy level was among the highest of any strip bar I've ever been to. The place was packed and everybody was having a good time. As I peeked through the door while waiting in line to pay the cover, I saw a tiny little bare-assed black chick doing head down/ass up acrobatics on stage. I knew I was in for a good time.

It's one big room about 100' x 75' with two stages and about 30 tables with 3-4 chairs each scattered around them. Like all of the other TX clubs I've seen, there was no tip rail at the stages. There is a separate VIP room in the southeast corner with couches that are positioned well for virtually private lap dancing. It was packed when I got there about 9pm and it was pretty tough to find a place to sit, but then these two dudes invited me to join their table, and also insisted that I share their BYOBeer supply! After about 30 minutes they left and gave me the rest of it (most of a 12-pack). Texas hospitality at it's finest.

There were about 25 dancers working, and I swear all of them were georgeous. The only ugly one was this ancient porn star with enormous basketball-sized boobs who was doing a feature performance. Her name was unmemorable and she was old and ugly. But I swear all of the other chicks were outstanding. I was more than happy to generously tip each of them in turn during their stage performances. Many of them were visiting from the well-known Jaguar's Gold Club over in El Paso to help get the new place off the ground. I have to give special mention to two of the dancers. First, "Bebe," a latina hottie with a page boy haircut that framed a perfect face. She also had a perfect body and she kept gliding around the place in a short little pink see-through dress that drove me wild...the best thing about it was that she could not keep it down around her perfect shaved puss. Wow! When she asked me for a lap dance, I tried to negotiate a 2 songs for $50 deal, but she said no. I decided to wait until later and see if she changed her mind. Besides, there was another girl, "Monica," whom I was even more interested in. Monica has long, curly black hair and yet another perfect sultry 20-something latina body. She was making my heart beat faster even before she took her bottoms off, and when she did get naked she was doing amazing things to herself on stage. I could tell she was going to be awesome on the couch, and when she talked to me she said she'd be happy to do 2-for-$50. She was exceptional, as predicted. She stripped and sat on my lap while we visited for a a couple of songs, then she performed superbly for the two songs I was buying. Lots of two-way massaging and tickling. Very nice. My only complaint was that she wouldn't take her shoes off...oh, well. I recommend that you go give Monica and Bebe and their friends a pocket full of your money. I'm sure you will not be disappointed.