The Church

I kept hearing about this place. It is the church. I went here hoping to escape the sinners and the devil influence that is so prevalant today. When I walked in, this place is huge! Scantily clad women everywhere! I was shocked! I have never seen a church like this before. The devil must have got in here. I stick around to see if there was anyone wanting to cum to the lawd here. I sat down at a table and watched the filth for a while. A waitress stopped by and took a drink order. I had a Miller Lite and some water. When I expressed my concerns about this place to the waitress she said she knew exactly who to send by to talk to me.

After a few minutes a sweet lil thang stopped by and sat down on my lap. She was telling me it had been a long time since she has been to confession and she had a lot to get off her chest and she wanted to pray with me. She said since this is the church there is confessions/ prayer rooms upstairs. She took me upstairs and sat me down in a small room with a chair. I asked where she will sit. She kneels down in front of me and says she will be in prayer position. She starts removing her clothes and omg! I am a man of the lawd. What is going on? She quickly reassured me everything is okay and that her confessions get really messy and she did not have anything else to wear. A new song started and she started praying with her head down in my lap. I could feel the spirit moving me. She started praying harder and harder! The harder ahe prayed is the more i felt the spitit! Lawd sweet Jesus! Finally the devil sprayed all over her face and tatas! Oooooooh what a sweet release from the slavery of sin!