I had a Plan

I had a plan... After landing at Metro, I would go to the Coli, and if that didn't work out then down the the PC. Sounded great in my head.. Trip over was uneventful and I arrived at the the Coli at around 4:00 pm. The Coli has been hot or miss for me over the many years of visiting and I never get my expectations up when I go in, the beers are always a good deal and that lessens the pain if their is no one to my liking. It's not like I'm cheap, but really $10 for a beer with tip at the PC, come on now. Dropped the rental off, and made my way through the massive doors, great hinges, I notice weird stuff like that, The pulsing music always gets me in the mood, right to the bar and order an Ultra, back to the carb control deal. It is pretty decent and super cold. Check out the ladies and I am on the clock (kind of like the shot clock in basketball) If I do not find one in 30 minutes or after my first beer is gone, I am going to make the dash down 8 Mile to the PC. I check out the stage, looks pretty lackluster, but hey I am only four dancers in, and BBBOOM, an amazing looking brunette pops up on the stage for her three song set. Yes, it looks like this could be the one this early evening. I have to get some dances from this one, No pussy footing around, the mandatory $10 tip at the stage, the offer of a drink will get this one over to the bar. Her set ends and boom, she blows by me and makes her way back to the dressing room. OK, I have PL pissed look going on and after 10 minutes, she comes out and makes her way over to me at the bar, all right, this has some promise. We make our introductions, and she tells me her name is Tiffany, I go with the always classic " I have not heard that name before", she giggles and lean in with the witty comeback, that it it isn't and if I want to know her real name I will have to get to know her better. All right then, I saw what will it take to get to know your name, she leans in with the offer of $$$, and I respond that I only want to know her first name, she counters with $$ and if I so inclined to tip, that would be great. So as I follow her hand in hand like a kid in high school, we bounce pass the gate keeper and palm him a $10 for the toll. We enter the Coli booths, which seem to be in better shape than I remember, and she starts her set with her hands on my zipper and gets every thing ready for the fun filled adventure. She is the consummate pro and works the little guy until he is screaming, and she mentions that she loves Westerns and so do I , she rides like a champion rider and gets me in a zone she turns around and asks me how I am doing, and I can only mumble....she tells me that she wants to finish me off with her lips...not to say no to an offer like that she takes care of the saddle and I whinny like trigger. She takes care of the the situation hops back up, gives me that kiss that is intoxicating... Asks if I want to know her name, I say hell yes, she grabs my phone and before I could say anything she types it with her number, and mentions that she likes to trail ride outside of the club. Yee haw!