Interesting.....

I've been to San Juan twice, but never to a strip club, so I decided to go last Sunday evening. Took an Uber from Coronado ($6), and arrived about 9:30 PM. 3 guys on the outside guarding the joint. Did not charge me a cover. Got in, and was the only customer. Weird. Sat down and ordered a beer (the bartender was very attentive, a positive of this club). 3 girls. Each did their best. First was an older local with fake tits and ass. Grabbed my junk, tipped her a couple of dollars and said thank you. Next was a girl with an Asian background, flat ass, tipped her $1 and had her go away. Last was a Dominican, really cute in the face, in her 30's, sat down next to me and actually tried to make conversation with me as best as she could. Grabbed my junk and had me stick my finger up her wet puss. Bought her a drink and we continued, said she wanted to "fucky-fucky". Laughed it off. Went for 1 dance with her and back to the bar. She continued the grab-fest, but I held off. She went away for 10 minutes and came back, then started again with "I want go go fucky-fucky". I find out it's $150 total, we go upstairs to the "hotel" part, and let's just say it was one of the better $150 I've spent in a strip club. Left a happy man lol. Wish there were more girls and more customers, but at least I got the best of the lot that night and I was satisfied.