The Body Club
Closed
11340 Biscayne Blvd Miami, FL 33181

Good old Secrets

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motownkid
Mar 21, 2017, 4:22 PM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

I made a trip down to this club late on a Monday afternoon at approximately 6:15PM. Parking is always an adventure immediately around the club but they do have a over flow parking lot on the north side of the club. As i entered the club - nice start - no cover I believe until 8PM. Fortunately, it was not too busy and there was seat at the end of the bar opposite of the dj booth side. This is a black club but enjoys a decent amount of white upscale customers especially during the day. The DJ as usual was obnoxious, loud and non-stop annoying chatter. Service as usual was slow - this club is notorious for this and was no surprise to me. Pricing was very reasonable so it helps you get over the wait. Sitting at the main bar this one dancer - petite and cute with a great ass was dancing on the main stage. No one was tipping so I hit her up with a few dollars on stage. After her set she came right up and and started a short conversation which led to $5 lap dances. The first two dances she danced with her bottoms on with high friction. In my mind, I decided to wait until the third song which is the norm when she would remove her bottoms. Like clock work - she removed her bottoms at the beginning of the third song. I know she would have done it on the first song if I asked but I like for the dancer to feel comfortable with me before I start making requests - especially at $5 a dance - what is the hurry? I find if you can make the dancer comfortable with you - you will get the best dances overall. This girl was great and allowed some roaming in the kitty but did not seem like an extras girl which was fine with me. I counted in my head about 10 dances when i decided it was time to try another dancer as there were some beauties walking around. So it was time to see how this girl would handle the song count. I expected her to say at least $50 - she said $40 which to me was so unbelievable for such great dances and pleasant attitude. I gave her $80 and thanked her and promised to come back soon. Within about three minutes a second dancer stepped up - again on the petite side but with a fake ass. I usually don't care much for the fake asses but I have to admit - this one had a great one. Not as crazy over sized as most. She was hot as well and of course I obliged her for about ten dances - same out come after all those dances - $40. Tipped her as well and left very satisfied. Both girls were amazing and made for a great time and neither was a rob. I think that is the trick for this club - you can get by the dive aspect of the club, occasional bad service and sometimes rough clientele - just by focusing on the girls and the value of the dancing. Great club when you keep this in perspective.

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