Lazy River
Went to check out all of the clubs in the Ft. Myers, this was my last stop since it's quite a ways away from the others. Went in to see an average looking club with about 6 dancers with various different shapes and sizes. Beer was cold and inexpensive so that immediately got me to sit down and check out the action. Girls go topless on stage but nothing out of the ordinary. Ended up chatting with a girl named Jazz who was quite friendly on the floor and very accommodating. After a drink or two, took her to the private dance area. Their setup is one large sectional with a bouncer overseeing the entire area, so you didn't really feel the one-on-one time you'd hope to find in the back. We sat in an area where it made it difficult for him to see any extra action going on, but the spot also had a direct eye view of whomever was on stage. We had as much fun as you could get away with considering the location, however. After a couple seductive dances from her, headed out up front. Looked like a dancers had left, so I took my toys and went home. Will return another day, but overall it was an OK club, been to better and worse.
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