Worst Strip Joint Experience Ever

I had the worst strip club experience of my life recently at Zanzibar on Yonge Street in Toronto. There is only one dance floor which is in this narrow hallway part at the front of the building. To get to a table you have to run a gauntlet of girls just standing around only 20% of which are stripper worthy. Once you sit down you will be immediately harassed by pairs of girls. If you manage to send one pair away, another pair will automatically take their place, Their objectives are: A. To get you to drink shots so you will let your guard down and relax your better judgement and B. To get you to the VIP area where they will attempt to drain your bank account. The meter runs continually while in the VIP area and unless you get the bouncer to sign off on each lap dance, you will be subjected to some arbitrary outrageous calculation of the amount you owe which is fully back and enforced by the bouncers. So if you want a nice evening, have a drink, watch some good stripper action and maybe spend some quality time with a lovely lady, then STAY AWAY. However, if you want to be harassed by aggressive skanks who want to extort large sums of money from you, then this is your place.