Feb. @ STARZ

Came here a few weeks ago with a buddy of mine and it seemed like the "B" team was there so I returned a few weeks later and there were more big booty women to my liking. A girl with a blonde wig named Michelle approached me. She was slim but had a big round ass that seemed suspiciously out of place on her frame. The interesting thing was I was sitting @ a table and a guy was talking with a dancer and saying, "Some of these girls are just prostitutes trying to get over..." Right on cue Michelle waltzes up to me, does a quick booty rub on my lap and asks me for a dance. Curious, but with my guard up, I followed her to the lap room. A song was in progress and I confirmed that she would wait until the next one started. She said, "Of course, I'm not trying to cheat you. I know what I'm doing." Red Flag---something about her tone. She stands in front of me, wiggles a moment, pulls her top together to show me her tits which were maybe a "b" cup and not really spectacular. She leans over and asks what if I have kids and what I do for a living....she's sizing me up. She then says, "Do you do VIP's?" I know that STARZ has no official VIP's but every club has dancers who are open for a variety of services. I said, "I have in the past." She asks, "I do everything, how much money are you working with?" There---the hammer just dropped. I was turned off. She wasn't sexy or smooth enough for this approach to work on me. I said, "I'm just checking things out, let's see where this goes." She says, "I can't sit on you like that without..." which means an air dance without significant financial commitment. I shrugged. Not going to budge. She would have to really show at least a decent grind to consider anything. So we walked out after one dance, I paid the dude, got my change, which I usually use as part of a tip for a dance, and walked away. The words of the guy at the table downstairs curiously hung in my mind. I guess this chick was an example of what he was talking about except she had no finesse. I saw her running her weak game on others and some went with her and most returned very quickly. I've run into some pro's with a level of style and some without it, like Michelle. The first rule, as far as I'm concerned, is to be sensual, hot, playful, and cool. Maybe if I were 18.....no not even then would her tactics have worked on my wallet. The nature of the business.