Going down hill

When a need arises in a gentleman life only one thing to do..... hit up a seedy strip club. I've been here before and you would think I knew better but hey was trynna spend some money. So it's in the worst location and it's a cover charge of 20 for girls whose a better days are behind them. Anyway I'm was already a little typsy so that helps with the appearance of it wasn't that I could spend the petter part of a hour with none stop lap dances for about 100 I would never come back. I'd compare this spot to the place where strippers either come to learn and or retire. I can't see myself coming here again but who knows give me a few drinks and I'll be back in my same predicament