Only 1 Dancer

Several months ago, I paid an afternoon visit to Sapphire. Probably around 1pm. Actually I had stopped there earlier and was told there was only 1 dancer in the club, so I detoured to the Mexican restaurant that is adjacent. I firget the name, but I remember they didn't have normal Mexican food. It was all gormet, foofoo crap. Well, not crap, it was pretty good, but I think of Mex as comfort food, not adventure dining.

Anyway, when I went back to the club, there was still only one dancer, but I figure what the hell. I'm a Vegas local, so no cover, plus it's daytime. I figure since I've never been in the club, I'd take a look. So at 1pm in the afternoon, with probably no customers and 1 dancer, I get carded, wanded, then frisked, and then I am finally allowed into the club.

Okay, when this place is empty, dear God is it empty! Thet claim 400+ dancers? Well with how big this place is, I can believe it. This place is gi-normous. 1 Dancer, 1 bartender, 1 security host, and 1 customer. I've seen empty airplane hangers smaller that this.