Discreet

I visited Jaguar's in Tye on Sunday night January 22nd.  I walked in at just past 7 pm.  There was a cute young woman at the entrance.  She was wearing a lovely grey sweater and floral print skirt.  She looked sexy, but it was classy enough that I'm sure that her grandmother would have approved of her outfit.  She told me that she'd waive the cover and gave me a free wristband for the VIP room because I was the first customer to show up. 

There was a big man in a little office behind the door girl's station.  He was chatting with a short woman with dirty blonde hair and an enormous rear.  The bigger girl was wearing a white lacey singlet type dancer outfit.  Hoo-boy, I'm sure this is a very nice person, and many people are obviously into obese strippers.  Not me.

I found a seat.  The AFC Championship Game was on four TV screens, and the music was cool, so I relaxed to wait and see what happened next.  The obese dancer snuck up from behind and started massaging my neck.  I said, "wow, thanks!"  She asked what I was doing.  "I heard there might be some naked women here tonight."  She giggled and asked what kind of dancers I liked.  Oooof.  "Hmm," I said.  She laughed and said, "I can tell you like skinny girls.  It's OK, I know I'm a bigger girl.  You have fun tonight."  She moved away.  I noticed as the night progressed this lady stayed busy in the VIP room.  Good for her.