Honey's Showgirls
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12902 Highway 99 Everett, WA 98204

This was my first trip to...

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talzola
Mar 13, 2006, 2:36 AM
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This was my first trip to Everett in a long while, and my hotel was just down the street, so as much as I wanted to hit Ricks, I figured I would give this place a go. I have been here many times in the past, and have had some really fun times....especially since they put in the booth seeting.

Part I

I walk into the club at 230pm on a Thrursday afternoon with a wad of 20s in my wallet and lots of time to kill. This place had always offered very "hands on" dances, and I was looking forward to a repeat of that kind of action. There were 4 girls working as best as I could tell. All were OK, looking. Older ladies with a pound or two extra, but not too bad. I turn down a few dances to kind of scope out the action, and finally decide to buy a lap from a cute, but slightly plump blond who seemed to be a little "nastier" than the other girls as best I could judge from my recon. I was a chump and went with the $30 dance which she promised was sooo much better than the $20. (I have been going to strip clubs for 20 years, and I still give in to that line). As I am sure all of us can attest, I have had lots of bad lap dances in my time, and that is just part of the deal and we have to live with it, but this is the first time in literally 20 years of lapdance experience that I ever asked for my money back. About 20 seconds into the song, she starts chatting with the girl in the next booth, and she proceeds to just lean over me and talk to the other girl for the entire song. That, my friends, is NOT a lapdance. I politely asked if she would do another at no charge since she seemed to be busy durng mine, and she stormed away. Again, a first for me. A manager came by a few minutes later and asked me to leave. I explained the situation, and the manager appologized to me, and told me that she would make the girl give me another dance. I told her not to worry about it, and left the club. I figured I would wait a few hours and come back to catch the next shift...

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