Still worth the trip

I havent been here in a couple of years. Valet $7. Cover $10 or maybe $12. Drinks around $10. I took a seat at the bar, which is my usual, and waited for the sharks to circle. I was approached by a couple of rough-looking scare bears...heavy tats, rubber titties. rough skin...and I just moved them along. Then I saw a chick who was exactly my type. She was a tiny little thing. Tiny waist and huge nattys. Blonde hair teased to the moon. We talked for a while at the bar, then i took her to the VIP. So much fun. Bouncers and waitresses in VIP were so cool and left us alone. I left a happy dude.