still meh, but better
As you might suspect, after my last review I hadn't stopped by here in around 3 months. I heard from a dancer the previous GM was relieved of his duties and the place was under new management but hadn't had time to see if anything was different. Last weekend I was in the area and didn't feel like hitting up Porthole due to its new policies, or Booby Trap because of how crowded it is at night with the newest construction, and Diamond Dolls was too busy for my tastes, so I figured I'd give this place another shot. The layout hasn't changed much so if you're interested in that, check out my first review of this club which is its first review.
The last time I was here, they wanted a few bucks to self park and then asked for a $15 cover, and then had three ugly dancers inside. This time, at 9:30pm on a Sat eve there was no one in the parking lot asking for money and no one collecting a cover. Inside, there were maybe 6 customers and 5 dancers. 1 black dancer who was visibly pregnant, I'm no expert but she was probably 6-7 months along. Otherwise she was cute, pretty face, nice firm boobs, decent ass. But I'm not into pregnant strippers. Another black dancer was slim, with a good looking face and overall good shape. However, she looks to have recently given birth or lost a massive amount of weight and had some serious lasagna stomach and serious boob saggage. A third black dancer was cute, too thick for my tastes but probably right up some folks ally. There was an older, maybe late 40's white lady who wasn't ugly but wasn't nearly hot enough to interest me. The lineup was rounded out with two nondescript white girls in their mid twenties that were fluffier than I'd like but not grossly overweight or anything. Overall, I'd say they averaged out to a 4-5. They really only had the one girl who was an above average example of her type, so overall the dancer quality is probably below 4-5, maybe a 3. As with my previous visits, there were long periods with no girls on stage due to the limited number of girls available to dance. When they did get on stage, performance was mixed. Some girls got naked and put forth effort, some just kinda phoned it in and didn't even take off their tops. On the subject of clothing, they seem to have ditched the gown/dress requirement and about half the girls were wearing the kind of outfits I like seeing strippers in, skimpy little bikinis. That's a huge win in my book, as I really can't stand the whole gown/dress thing.
Most of the girls came over at some point. All were friendly and understanding of rejection. One or two were pretty desperate and tried pretty hard to get me in the back, one girl quoted me $30 for a 15 minute room (+ 50 to the house.) The others all asked if I wanted company before sitting down. There were none that I was interested in, so I didn't do a lot of chatting or any dances/rooms. I did confirm prices were the same, $10 table dances, $25 lap dances, $50/100 15/30 minute rooms. I didn't get any table dances or see any being sold, but I did notice girls sitting in customers laps, so it maybe they've given up on the silly no being sexy out front rules from the last regime too.
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