Vegas boys' weekend

After many Vegas stripclub visits mostly to Spearmint Rhino, our gang was once again back in Sin City. After hearing the glowing reviews about Sapphire, we decided to give it a shot -- and it was to no disappointment. We arrived Saturday around 11:30PM on MLK weekend using the free limo service. We received tables through purchasing bottle service, and we're very glad that we did -- came out less than $80/person after tax/tips. The house was packed, likely due to the holiday weekend, and literally, there was a stripper draped over every willing man (and woman) in the house.

Now, with that being said, I'm not the biggest fan of the decor at Sapphire. I think I'll always have a soft spot for Spearmint's leather and mahogany look. And coming from Detroit, where some the finest whoreh...I mean strip clubs can be found, Sapphire looks a little used and abused. The tables were rickety, the lighting was just a tad off, and the sound system was flat and muffled.

Of course, all this was offset by the sea of gorgeous, friendly dancers. Per usual, those who mob your tables at first are high on the hustle factor. Once we fought off the initial onslaught (lulz), the immensity of the talent at Sapphire became apparently. If you are into tits, this is it. Blonde bombshells, Russian/Slavic model-types, Latinas, Asians, fine-ass AA girls (and I emphasize the 'ass' here), and my personal favorite, raver-type spinners. What they all have in common are incredible tits, albeit most are silicon enhanced.