A 4 minute visit

As soon as I walk into the darkness I see a decent looker with bolt-one and a big ass. "Come sit next to me!" "I'll be right back. I need to use the restroom." As I walked back to the pisser I scanned the dead club and confirmed that she was the pick of the litter. After a quick whiz I pulled up a chair next to the gal by the name of Lea. She asked if I wanted a drink; "I think you and I know why I am here." In my playful tone I asked what was on the menu. Frank Sinatra and Billy Joel duet for $100 or just the piano man for $80. I agreed with the latter and got out a $20 for the house fee. Lea told me that I had to buy a drink from the bar at least. So, a sip of a $5 water, and soon enough I had my pipes cleaned, tip polished up with a baby wipe, and back in my car. Nice way to purge the poison and get back after it.