San Antonio Men's Club
8244 Interchange Pkwy San Antonio, TX 78218

Good times at a pastie club

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chiefwiggum
Jan 11, 2017, 11:59 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Normally I hate pastie clubs, but since all of San Antonio is like this, I don't have a choice. This is the last time I come here on a business trip :) J/k. I will definitely come back to this place. I thought this place had the hottest most accessible women of all the clubs in the area and i went to all of them as I was stuck in San Antonio for two weeks. I wish i could remember names but I had 3 spectacular dances with one blond cuban, her dark-haired friend cuban, another girl that speaks Spanish with long curly hair (apparently divorced from some horrible Asian guy) and a hot blonde popular high school-type girl who also like gaming. Oh, and a huge big breasted (fake, unfortunately, but very nice feeling) long haired brunette. The long curly girl and the big breasted one were the hottest, with tons of grinding and dfk. The curly girl bites a lot, so watch out. The blond girl is fond of eating out other girls, but that got pricey faster than i found it amusing.

The dance area could use some improvement. it's a bunch of couches sort of stuffed in the corner near the bathrooms. VIP is upstairs and I was only up there once with the blond girl and her friend. I knew nothing extra (i.e. anything that included releasing the little Chief) would happen, but the thought of having these two hot girls all over me was worth the initial payment. Anyway, all the grinding was great, lots of lfk to dfk (mostly towards the latter), lots of boob play, even though the pasties were like impossible to get off. I got lucky with the curly haired girl, they were recently applied and applied incorrectly, so they came off easy.

Like I said, best club in the area, imo, if I had more time to establish a relationship, I'm sure i could get a takeout or even more. If I lived in the area, I would go more. My other complaint is that liquor is pretty expensive, so get whatever they have that's on special if you want to drink. Say Hi to Tiny for me, dude works hard.

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