You can do worse on this island

Doesn't look like much on the outside, with a party club atmosphere on the inside. Non-smoking! Parking lot was tiny and full at 5.30, so good luck with that. No cover at that time, but sign says normally $10 cover. Bought a bottle of water for $4. Club was dead: 2 customers including myself and 1 aa dancer. She was actually pretty good looking except for some ugly tats.

The only dancer started doing a fairly typical stage dance with just the 2 customers tipping. The stage was low, so it was easy for the dancer to put her legs out into you chair and semi-dance on you. Which could have been great, except these were not mini-laps by any stretch of the imagination. She would put her legs on your legs and lean the goods back towards you. That's it, no grind. Several times she dug her heals into my leg and I thought for sure my phone was going to get crushed (thankfully phone is ok). She also demanded multiple dollars when she rotated by on stage. ("Tip more" might actually be worse than "wana dance.") Since she was the only dancer the stage set just kept going and going. When a 2nd dancer (who was pretty ragged looking) finally showed up, the aa got all possessive and bitchy, demanding that I move over to a differ stage with her. Instead I transitioned right out the door.

$25 in damages, the scenery was fine (despite the lack of variety) but cost more than it should have. Not bad enough that I would permanently write it off, but not really good enough that I'd want to go back. Much better than CFN imo.