Club Femme Nu
1673 Kapiolani Blvd Honolulu, HI 96814

Go to the beach instead

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mjx01
Dec 31, 2016, 3:28 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Go to the beach instead.

The exterior lacks curb appeal IMO. Entrance is in the back, might be a parking lot in back too (they charge for parking). Non-smoking! Arrived at 4.30, no cover, one drink minimum. Interior was ok, with a bit dated blue collar vibe. Apparently, no bottled water, so had to get a coke for the drink, $3. Club was pretty dead as you would expect: 3-4 guys nursing beers at the bar, me, and one other customer sitting at a stage with his fav. Four dancers: 1fat white chick, 1 average slightly older white chick, 1 aa, and 1 islander (or at least half islander). None were that good looking. Although, to be fair, I didn't get a good look at the aa.

I recall reading Vic and RedZ’s reviews, but sadly they really didn't register. The "stage shows" (if you can even call 'em that) are a one-on-one deal where a guy pays $20 for a girl to stage dance for him. She stays right in front of the guy who paid her, and does not circulate around the stage like in an average club. I made the mistake of sitting in a booth. ROB islander boxes me in, and demands a $20 dancer drink plus $2 tip for the waiter. To make matters worse, she was a bit of a nut job. I bolted before she finished the drink to avoid getting ROBed again.

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