Gold Club
650 Howard St San Francisco, CA 94105

Solid eye candy but not much else

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alkdesmo
Dec 31, 2016, 2:30 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Up in the city for an end-of-year holiday dinner with a couple of friends and decided to finish the night at the Gold Club. Club is located not too far from the convention center and some hotels so it felt safe-ish to park the car and walk to the club and it was a solid mix of business and holiday party people that night.

Haven't been to too many of the other SF clubs recently, but this place probably attracts the top talent in terms of looks from what I remember. That night girls were mostly in their early 20's that night and the typical skinny/thin frame with probably 50% white, 25% Latina, and the rest Asians and AA. Some had enhancements and body art but pretty Barbie-ish body types all around. Didn't see anyone I recognized from my last visit which was ~6 months ago so it's probably a high turnover in this club. The girls definitely were on their game of selling dances and there was no chit chat aside from the standard name/wanna-dance intro before they moved on. My friends mentioned that some of the other clubs have girls who give more personal attention but this club is not the place for that experience.

Girls rotated around the satellite stages and before hitting up the main stage, where we posted up for the hour we were there. Dancers mostly do the standard pole/stage dancing so it's mostly watching them pose and twirl around the pole. Ended up doing a $100 set of songs in the back with tall blonde with several tattoos because it's the end of the year and we were celebrating. Think her name was Krystal or Krista (?) but I can't really remember because it was loud and I honestly wasn't paying attention to her name. She gave a decent dance and let my hands roam up top and on the bottom but she kind of killed the mood by trying to upsell to the upstairs room after every song. For the price she quoted, it was more than I wanted to pay since the ROI was definitely not going to be high in this type of club. I get that's where she makes the most money but after I said no a couple of times just let it go.

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