Dead, nothing happening here
I'd love to tell you all about the girls and services at Alpine, but at the time of my visit absolutely nothing was happening and no one was on shift. They open at 7pm on Thursdays and I arrived at around 8:15, at the same time a couple was arriving. Otherwise, the parking lot was more or less deserted. I went in, took a seat at the bar and ordered a drink. That's when I noticed the bar was nearly full (although some of the guys looked like they might work there or be affiliated with the club) but there are no dancers anywhere to be seen. I overheard someone ask, to which the bartender replied "They are getting ready".
I waited almost a half hour and did see a couple girls trickle in from outside like they just arrived at work. The door guy and bartender seemed to be counting and discussing how many girls were arriving, maybe hoping anyone was going to show up for work.
I don't know how they do business here, but if you have customers sitting at the bar picking their noses and no girls working the shift, you might as well be closed.
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