First time at Miss Kitty's

In recent years I have been to Washington Park dozens of times and have visited most of the strip clubs in town, some of them many times: Dollie's 20+ times, Cheeks and Wise Guys more than a dozen times each, and Blondie's, C-Mowe's, and Hollywood Show Club a few times each. However, I had never been to Miss Kitty's and had some time before a late-afternoon visit to Wise Guys, so I decided to give it a try.

The club is located at the southwest corner of State Road 111 (the main drag through WP) and Bunkum Road, across 111 from Larry Flynt's Hustler Club and right by the I-64 exit ramp. Parking was plentiful and the location felt safer than the clubs in the more ghetto parts of WP (which usually get my business). I paid $13 at the bar for cover (which I believe was $8) and a Bud Lite. There were 6-7 dancers working, mostly white, one of whom joined me at the bar, but she didn't really appeal to me so I excused myself and checked out their Christmas buffet. When another dancer barked at me to "Wash yo' hands befo' you touch our food!", which didn't look all that appetizing anyway, I passed.

I sat at a table and was immediately joined by a veteran dancer, who was quite friendly and somewhat inebriated. She took a very hands-on approach to our front room interaction and soon offered three (!) lap dances for $40, which is supposedly the price of one. (WTF? I have seldom paid over $20 and never over $30 at much nicer clubs than this one!) I must say, her lappers surpassed my expectations. Though it was officially only topless, I got plenty of views of the kitty, titty-sucking, HJ, and FIV throughout the three songs. Her attempt to jack me off didn't succeed (HJs seldom do it for me), but it wasn't for lack of trying. I ended up giving her $60 for her valiant efforts. The club extracted another $10 from me just for getting lap dances. I suppose this "lap dance tax" is in effect for each set of dances you buy, which I find irritating. She offered to blow me in a 30-minute VIP room