First Trip to Stars Sports Muskegon

Decided to drive out to Muskegon and check out what the clubs have to offer. I was in Grand Rapids on business so I started there, but the stripclubs were a huge disappointment (not sure if you can even call them stripclubs with no actual STRIPPING going on with the crackdown on nudity there). After seeing the pitiful offerings in Grand Rapids, I considered going out to Detroit to experience the amazing mileage I've heard about, but didn't feel like driving 5 hours round trip in the shitty winter weather so I went to Muskegon instead.

Stopped at Stars Sports, a sports bar with topless strippers. Walking in, the decor and atmosphere was pretty typical for a sports bar, not that impressive but I wasn't expecting much from a dinky town like Muskegon so whatever. When you enter, there's a bar to your right with a portion of it serving as a small stage for the strippers, and a main stage with a pole in the center of the room. To the left when you enter is a skill crane machine, the type you usually put quarters in to try to win stuffed animals but this one had porn DVDs and vibrators. Not my thing but I noticed a guy parked there for quite awhile feeding money into it so some people must like them.

I started with a couple drinks at the bar. I wanted to check out the quality of the talent, but the seating at the bar faced away from the main stage so I went to the back corner of the place and sat down at a table. Most of the customers in the place were sitting along this back wall, and when my ass hit the cushion I realized why. The back wall has a long couch type seat all along it, and the cushion is really soft and comfortable. I'm used to the slightly stiff booth seating in strip clubs so this was a nice surprise. I settled in and checked out the rotation: mostly white girls with one AA, and most in the 5-7 range with a couple 8s or 9s. Tits were all sizes but mostly naturals, As and Bs being the most common. No cover girls here but none that I'd pay to put their clothes back ON either. Music was all over the place and ranged from good to terrible (I hate screechy metal and ghetto rap). A dancer told me they get to pick what type of music they dance to, so some of the strippers must like that loud garbage.